Swedish Kringler

When a man nuts finishes inside his partner, and then sucks the cum back out, filtering it through his mustache like a whale feeding on krill.

She wants me to grow a mustache so I can give her a Swedish Kringler

by The Kringle Master November 15, 2022

Swedish grenade

When you put nicotine pouches in you’re foreskin and shoot them out by getting a boner

Bro don’t get a boner you will Swedish grenade

by anonymous June 3, 2025

Swedish butt whistle

the "Swedish Butt Whistle" is when one take an entire 750ml bottle of Mr. Black Coffee Liqeur, and butt chugs it

Stats: 1,000mg of caffeine and 20% alcohol.

Hits your system immediately and you die.

*DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES*

the only two people I could see doing this and surviving is 1. BadlandChugs and 2. ShoeNice33

but as of 03/14/2024, ShoeNice is now 40 days sober and I DONT want this post to be the reason he goes back to addiction again. keep it up shoenice, fuck poison.

Ronnie wanted to prove he was an alpha male not a sigma male like Brock suggested, so he did the Swedish butt whistle in front of everyone at the fraternity. He was hospitalized ASAP and died the following morning. Ego is one heckuva drug.

by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 14, 2024

Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

The Swedish Kanye

To suck your cousins dick from 6 to 14 with ravenous passion until he blows his load all inside of you.

Hey man sorry I was late; I was giving my cousin The Swedish Kanye.

by Swedish Kanye May 9, 2025

swedish ferris wheel

When multiple people (preferably dudes but girls on the same end would be cool) lay like in a spoke with their heads close to one another's and 1 bitch sits on their faces one by one.

That bitch was so sexy we all wanted to grub that box, so she agreed to let us all do it at once and gave us a Swedish Ferris Wheel. april shower bukkake

by The 3 6 October 6, 2016

swedish harem

One man, many girls. Basically a reverse gangbang.

Scott: "Dude I had a Swedish Harem last night!"
Alan: "Nice one! How many girls mate?"
Scott: "14!"
Alan: "Niiiiccceeeee"

by Legen-wait for it-dary Bro August 3, 2016