Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.

Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.

by The_law21 November 05, 2019

Screw Voyage

The perfect drink for any girl who has been screwed over by a guy. It consists of Godiva liquor, amaretto, whipped vodka blended together with ice cream and topped with whipped cream and a cherry, of course. The perfect break up beverage.

Were you just dumped?

Yeah but it's okay, I'm on a screw voyage.

by sparklesthroughdiamonds January 08, 2013

Screw Change

Screw Change crew change tugboat seatime

Instead of a crew change off the tugboat, that's normal crew change. But a Screw change is when you get screwed by not getting off or far from port

by MeowMeow Man August 21, 2019

pity screw

Said in situations where an individual has pity for a man and then screws him

Justin was Sabrina’s pity screw.

by March 13, 2024

im screwed

when you know u wont be able to resist someone or something

Person 1: "OMG, Im screwed, they are so cute i cant wait to see them again"

by bob!bj January 28, 2022