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lincoln,al

In short words, Lincoln is Hell on Earth. Lincoln is a town filled with bum ass bitches and retarded ass dudes. No one here is real and everyone only looks out for themselves. If you live here, you probably want to leave because you’re done with all this shit. The town, the people, and the environment is just so fucked up. If you plan on moving here, I assure you that you will change completely as a person in the first month or so. Whether that means becoming a hoe that send out nudes and gets exposed, or being a bitch ass nigga that can’t keep his dick in his pants so he catches an STD.
lincoln,al is the place where you can get knocked up at a Football Game.
by fakeafbit September 12, 2018
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Lincoln Log

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.
by coleeco22 November 8, 2018
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This is a amazing high school home to many athletic stars. This school is home to many basic white girls and many fury’s.
Ex: Wow look at that dog collar. You must go to Lincoln Southwest High school
by Fury girly girl 12 September 24, 2021
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lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.
by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021
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Lincoln

Cause of his relationships Lincoln prides himself on loyalty and cannot stand a person who cant keep it real. Life with Lincoln is something to brag about even if he doesnt see it that way.
You know Lincoln dont play that shit
by Goddesseffect May 24, 2023
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Lincoln gardner

A chink who lives in keelings in Cindy. He has a Mrs but doesn't talk to her cos she is 7 years old and has better things to do like play fortnite
by rlVash November 24, 2023
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Lincoln

Lincoln is everyones father, he's a kind and loving man with a kind heart, his wifes Natalie and its cool to see him live
"look at that dude he looks so dumb innit"
"lol hes my dad, Lincoln"
by HorizontalRhinoceros December 28, 2020
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