Warrens Hands

The most dangerous weapon in the state of Florida. Must have a full registration to carry. Used to strike fear in the hearts of enemies, it can be shaped into anything the weirder chooses.

Forget these hands... I protects myself with Warrens hands.

by Chief Longshlong December 9, 2019

boi hand

Where someone is doing something fucking weird and then you boi hand them and shout boi at the top of your voice. "Boi hand" Dedoid said. boi

*Someone says something stupid* *Boi hands them* " Boi hand" Dedoid said.

by Boi hand April 21, 2018

Hand-Warming

Using the hands to stimulate the genitals in preparation for sexual intercourse.

Rachel got me nice and rigid with a little hand-warming.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

shelby handed

Doing something left handed, like Shelby.

Tim was shooting Shelby handed around barriers today at the range.

by dgarage June 11, 2020

hand stringing

The activity of putting string around each finger on your hand and then attaching the other ends to your cock and pleasuring yourself.

Dude 1: bro have u seen this new trend hand stringing?
Dude 2: yeh it seems kinda kinky

by Daddy johnes October 10, 2020

worm hands

When a guy masturbates and doesn't wash his hands after

Joe: Yo, be careful shaking Kyles hands...
Jeremy: Why?
Joe: He just came out of the bathroom, probably has worm hands!

by JogginForBoolean April 21, 2017

Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.

Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017