Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance

"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"

by granny clay December 4, 2017

ur granny franny

Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined. Every time it’s spoken the sun moves a mile closer to the Earth.

Ryan: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*

by Urboi489 May 11, 2018

granny jojo

a fat conservative grandma

that grandma is granny jojo

by sani1717 May 17, 2023

Granny Dance

A lap, table, or any dance conducted by an aged stripper.

"I went to the strip club and bought me a "Granny Dance".

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ September 11, 2023

glucose granny

someone who is a hot nurse and comes and takes care of u in a nursing home

“my nurse is such a glucose granny”

by Gay nigga 3000 December 30, 2023

Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

granny hopping

when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits

"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"

by the ultimate granny hopper November 2, 2022