Refers to a person's digestive system dat is able to eliminate intestinal-pressure by farting "unassisted"; i.e., it can just pass gas "on its own", without having someone else come and squeeze da person's abdomen to help him "let 'er rip".
In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
Get the naturally asspiratedmug. The strange folk that arrived weren't offending the naturals, they were pissing them off by kicking or pouring gasoline all over their hornets nest trying to blow it up.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
Get the Naturalsmug. by tc johnson October 11, 2011
Get the nature bitmug. I don't care if it's natural or not (even though it's not). You are not talking about because you know I will be able to remedial. You are avoiding an argument you know you will lose so you can keep doing what you're doing.
Hym "It isn't a matter of natural versus unnatural. It will be resolved. I will resolve it by force if necessary. This isn't a silly game for you to play. You will do it or I will do it for you. And you know exactly what form that is going to take."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2025
Get the Naturalmug. "It was all so romantic until about a shovel full of nature's anti-lube got in the way and we had to stop."
by spookfish May 9, 2021
Get the Nature's anti-lubemug. by CalciumKid May 11, 2009
Get the Huffing some natural juicemug. When the time of the month approaches, and your husband ask you for some coochie and you tell him you've been "mother natured"!
by BabySagittarius2099 February 1, 2022
Get the Mother Naturedmug.