Known as a blonde Arrogant albino lookin rat who brags about average awards and a shitty best and fairest. He has the smallest cock known to ever exist and has a reputation of being a perv who dreams of rooting 6 year olds. This little boy thinks he’s top shit and anyone in Gippsland would do anything to hook him in the jaw. Everyone knows he’s gay and bisexual but he continues to deny such allegations.
by Camsbuchaneggs May 29, 2020
Get the Jake Andersonmug. Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."
by Julzy168 April 4, 2018
Get the Jake Messengermug. by gundus September 19, 2016
Get the to pull a jakemug. Named after one special individual who kept outdoing their own stupidity.
To be used when someone does something so idiotic, it can only be responded to with “really?”
To be used when someone does something so idiotic, it can only be responded to with “really?”
by StatGlass July 2, 2021
Get the Jake, really?mug. by Jake and rocco January 25, 2018
Get the rocco and jakemug. Tommy decided to build a treehouse, but after buying all the parts he pulled a Jake Locker and went inside to lay down.
by The Oldest Man March 11, 2015
Get the Jake Lockermug. The rarest man on the planet. He's hard to find because he tends to be in hiding most of his life. He has fucked so many bitches that he has become immortal and a god. Jizzy Jake cannot walk around in public without having to pry the mouths of many of the hottest bitches off his huge schlong. If you happen to see the rare sighting of Jizzy Jake, take advantage of the blessing and give him the ride of his life, for you might never get such an amazing opportunity....ever.
by thetruthistold November 21, 2010
Get the Jizzy Jakemug.