american thanksgiving

A turkey-themed gang bang involving exclusively men. Typical activities involve the "snood suck-off", "wattle teabagging" and the "wild turkey home country fuck-down". Pilgrim costumes, native garb or turkey outfits are encouraged but not required.

I'm doing American Thanksgiving with some American pals tonight.

by bf.kurtons November 25, 2016

Dumber than Miss South Carolina

When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.

Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.

That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina

by Brunette from the North August 10, 2009

Thanks for the milk.

A remark which one uses at the end of an awkward or uncomfortable verbal exchange in an attempt to close the conversation.

Arnie: Yeah so did I ever tell you that I was conceived as a product of incest? It's a tradition in my family to bear children that way.

Buddy: wh-WHAT?! Uhm... gee thanks for the milk.. BUT I've got to be uhh going.

by The4RealDeal November 1, 2009

The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword

An idiom that means; those who control information have far more power than those with military force. It is actually a fallacy - Patton himself proved this. The idiom assumes the people are smart to begin with, an assumption that has been proven wrong countless times in history. And whoever said that has obviously never encountered automatic weapons anyway.

Somebody thinking he's smart: I control information! I control the people! The pen is mightier than the sword!

A realist: I control the weapons! Might makes right!

by Volly T February 3, 2012

Thanksgiving

Modern Definition: An American tradition where people gorge on turkey until they puke and visit their relatives to eat even more turkey. Usually the stores start to get flooded with Christmas shoppers at this time.

Real meaning: Originally celebrated by the Pilgrims (early north-American settlers) as a remembrance of the time when they took full advantage of the local Native American tribes' knowledge of the land, invited them all over to a feast, slaughtered them all the next day, settled on their land, and looked westward to the vast, unconquered land that lay ahead of them.

I had barbecued pork ribs and fries on Thanksgiving day. To Hell with turkey. (heh heh heh)

by sarcastic November 26, 2003

Thanks, Thank You

Term that applies when one hastily responds to a thanks with a thank you turning an otherwise pleasant conversation into an awkward one.

Debbie the cashier: Seventy-five cents is your change, come back soon thanks.

You: Thank you!

Thanks, Thank You

by Scoot McGoot December 10, 2009

Thanks for the add!

generic phrase used by myspace users to shamelessly promote their page/link on other "friends" pages.

Thanks for the add! check out my webcam.

by Dr. Slappy McGee III Esq. March 20, 2006