texas lube

The act of using whataburger ketchup for lube during sexual intercouse

Ty and Seth only use Texas lube because it has an unmatched consistency

by Hasonmays March 15, 2016

texas stranger

A glory hole in a porta john

Nothing says dedication to anonymous random sex like taking part in a Texas Stranger in July.

by MFrancinsidethoughts August 13, 2017

Texas sweep

The simultaneous shifting across two or more lines on a multi-lane road.

I merged onto the right of the highway and no one was around so I did a Texas sweep to the far left lane.

by TheCup December 22, 2018

Godley, Texas

A town full of douches that think only of them selves, and very very few nice people. They often chase kids out of their school because they are bullies and jerks:). The only people who are treated like actually human beings are the ones who sit with the “popular kids”.

“Godley, Texas is so terrible”

by Brobruhbye August 29, 2018

Georgetown Texas

A city that you should not move to

Please do not move to Georgetown Texas it’s wack AF

by Wjwhafaga November 21, 2019

Texas Battery

The act of pushing a battery into your asshole to get a slight boost in power.

Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”

by Brady31 November 28, 2019

Texas Majority

When someone is wrong, but so are the majority of people there. This causes the person who is right to be verbally attacked.

John: How was your night yesterday.
Jill: Terrible. I was in a Texas Majority of people who thought that a car could explode if you shot the gas tank
John: But it will explode
Everyone else: Yeah it will

by AlwaysWrong June 19, 2019