Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
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by MFrancinsidethoughts August 13, 2017
Get the texas stranger mug.Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”
by Brady31 November 28, 2019
Get the Texas Battery mug.Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
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Get the Georgetown Texas mug.Another name for the State of Oklahoma due to having little to no difference between it and Texas.
Anything that is Oklahoman, such as clothing, food, even the accent is directly descended from Texas, which means Oklahoma has no culture of its own.
Similar to calling Canada "America Junior", this is an offensive term to the Okies because, like Texans, they are very pompous when it comes to their state.
Anything that is Oklahoman, such as clothing, food, even the accent is directly descended from Texas, which means Oklahoma has no culture of its own.
Similar to calling Canada "America Junior", this is an offensive term to the Okies because, like Texans, they are very pompous when it comes to their state.
Fred - "After we visit Texas, we should go north to Oklahoma and see what that place is like."
Nat - "Why waste our time? Oklahoma is Texas Junior. Anything in Oklahoma is a copy of Texas."
Fred - "Good point."
Nat - "Why waste our time? Oklahoma is Texas Junior. Anything in Oklahoma is a copy of Texas."
Fred - "Good point."
by Deek Bosko November 10, 2011
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