take your lady to the spa

Popularized by Rie McClenny of BuzzFeed "taking your lady to the spa" is sharpening/ caring for your knife

Rie : "the reason you have to take your lady to the spa is to make sharp knife-"

by Just a Knife November 15, 2019

Takeru

A person named Takeru is an interesting person; composing of many anecdotes and humour up in his mind. Although, he’s a very chill person he's ready to fight people who tryna start bad mouthing him. He cannot grief enough over being rick rolled.

Person 1: Takeru got so mad at being rick rolled

by DaCraizzynskyj April 17, 2021

TAKE A CHILL PILL DUDE

TAKE A CHILL PILL PERSON-

Random Person #1: HEY DUDE WANNA KNOW THIS WANNA KNOW THAT HEY HEY DUDEEEEEE

Random Person #2: Calm down bud-

Random Person #1: I CAN'TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Random Person #2: TAKE A CHILL PILL DUDE

Random Person #1: ...UH..YEAH I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT...

by No🖐️ June 9, 2021

takemehomerry

Takemehomerry is the most funniet and prettiest person ever. One of the best Harry styles/one direction fanpages

Person: who's your fav mutual?

Me: takemehomerry ofcourse

by Loui.tomlinson.tpwk June 22, 2021

Takai

Takai is a person who is very tall and invented a time machine candy machine and went back in time to teach cavemen to kickflip then he started world war 10 because the cavemen then saved the world in 2012 and invented the gummy peach rings. people think he isnt real and he is a myth but he is real and became spiderman.

Takai can control lights

Person 1: Dude, Takai just remotely crashed my car
Person 2: badi badum dum dum dum dum badi badum dum dum dum dum dum dum dumbdi dum|
Person 1: Holy shit dude are you Heisenberg?????
Person 3: I want tacos rn

Person 4: Cheeeewwyyyy boiii!!!!!
Person 2: Zoo wee mama!!!
Person 3: Oh baby!!!!!!!

by heesebruger ccheese August 20, 2022

Take a DAVITT

When you get back from an out-of-town vacation and you take the following day off from work. Take a DAVITT (Day After Vacation I Take Time).

We got back from Florida on Thursday but I didn't want to work on Friday, so I had to take a DAVITT.

by letsgetmost March 21, 2023

ease/take

an aphorism, often proffered in response to an aroused state of action

-"Hey Cabbie, I'm going to Rockit on Hubbard street."
"Alright, man. Sounds like you're going hard tonight."
-"Ease/take, buddy, ease/take."

by The Bru October 12, 2007