nights of the round table

nights of the round table is a group of five guys who cum over to my lover's house every friday night, and he makes me suck everyone's dick while they play cards and have cumgasms in my mouth -- yum!

Oh-oh! I'm stoned and my lover invited the nights of the round table over!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

side table

the table next to a bed or couch... commonly used by older people from Maine

"I leave my false teeth in a glass of water on the side table when i sleep."

by i love celery seed April 3, 2008

Cocktail Table

The small of a girl's back, especially when you place a drink on it when getting her form behind, doggie style

That girl is so big I could put an entire six pack on her cocktail table!

by Doggie King August 17, 2011

Periodic table of awesomeness

Much like the periodic table of elements, but the elements are replaced with awesome things, and the name is changed to something much more awesome

Schools should stop teaching kids about the periodic table of elements. It is much more important that students learn all about the periodic table of awesomeness.

by qazxsw 13 January 24, 2013

wooden table

your penis

Can I see your "wooden table"?

by rawrxdxdxdxdxdxd October 14, 2017

tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

by awmm December 19, 2017

took the table

took the table or take the table is a poker term used when one person ends up with all the money.

I played texas hold em for the first time and took the table.

by The Kez May 16, 2005