Tuesday

When the worst day of someone's life is a normal everyday occurrence for someone else. Often used for either gatekeeping or humour purposes.

1. "The worst day of your life was when you were on a fishing boat during a storm? Here in the navy, we call that 'Tuesday'."

2. "Heh, Super Mario literally sees walking evil mushrooms who will kill him instantly and he's not weirded out by it? I guess seeing all these creatures is just another Tuesday to him."

by DDeflector January 25, 2022

tuesday boozeday

get drunk on tuesday. tuesday boozeday

it’s tuesday boozeday. let’s get drunk

by reese h January 7, 2022

Tuesday

Anything you do on a Tuesday is easy and mundane

Man, I used to be able to drink four beers like it was Tuesday, but now I'm old and after four beers I'm fighting the parking meter.

by super fucking pissed off February 16, 2022

tuesday

Tues•day

/ˈt(y)o͞ozdā,ˈt(y)o͞ozdē/
noun / person
1 ) the ultimate mommy
2 ) listen to mx by deftones and square by mitski for more insight

Tuesday is the coolest ever.

by maxiepads February 18, 2022

Tuesday

The day after Monday, better then Monday because of tacos

Man I wish it was Tuesday, I’m hungry!

by Slevter March 30, 2022

Tuesday

The day where the, October, 1992 Goliath bombing incident took place. 700 were left dead and 1,347 left injured. The Goliath bombing incident is not to be confused with the prior Goliath bombing. Known as the Ten Day Silence of 88' that took place in an Turkish embassy in Germany.

Man on Tuesday, I lost my ex-wife in the Goliath bombing. But hey no more alimony.

by herbus the 14th October 10, 2022

tuesday

you can’t describe tuesday, tuesday is a day like no other. no one can yet know the power of tuesdays bar 2 people. tuesdays is for them to understand and everyone else to be confused about

“it’s a tuesday…”
“see you tonight then” (wink optional)

by arsonali October 22, 2022