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smush n' toss

The use of both hands to motion jacking off fists followed by a jizz throw. Should be used in fending of bitchy women.
The Chad gave the smush n' toss to a bitch that was talking to him.
by KMoneyK October 8, 2010
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tossed my salad

by Southernguy January 17, 2014
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The La Crosse Toss

A move created by one of the sickest dudes in La Crosse. This is when you 69 and go the extra inch and half (three inches total) so that both partners are licking buttholes. Also known as the Buisman #2.
Tim: "What's the quickest way to eat shit and get a clean asshole?"
Harold: "The La Crosse Toss baby... Oh yeah."
by Kyle Willinger November 4, 2007
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bean bag toss

The incorrect way to talk about the game Cornhole
"Hey wanna go play some bean bag toss?"
"What? Are you an idiot? You mean Cornhole, right?"
by TheHoagieFish January 11, 2016
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Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss

Is where a woman is performing oral to you and right before you ejaculate she "tosses" your sack out of the way and punches your taint (space between anus and scrotum). This action causes the man to cum and crap himself at the same time.
Its my birthday tomorrow i hope i get a Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss.
by HVeniEVidiLViciM February 25, 2011
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Toss Your Groceries

"Little Jimmy, do not toss your groceries on my floor!" said Mr. Jacoby.
by Bryan So. February 14, 2009
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