1 thumb down

when someone has no thumbs up and 1 thumb down. pathetic enough to have a thumb down, but not noticed enough to have multiple thumbs down. aka the epitome of self pwnage multiplied by everyone who overuses lol.

someone who has 1 thumb down racks up so many nub points that they are court ordered to have their testicles removed

they also vaporize in the presence of Chuck Norris

by Hauntedfox October 18, 2008

Big Book Thumper

1. A member of Alcoholics Anonymous who takes the Spirituality in the brotherhood of AA very seriously.

2. A member of AA who carries the Big Book with him for constant reference.

3. A person overly obsessed with the 12 Steps and 12 Traditions of AA.

1. Bill has been in AA for over 20 years, he has become a Big Book Thumper and quotes from it every chance he gets.

2. Mary was a sponcee of Bill, the Big Book Thumper. She could not do anything without Bill quoting something to her from the AA bible he carried.

by JR Harris April 16, 2011

thumb

small picture online, usually which can be clicked on.

"I love porn thumbs"

by falln June 18, 2004

Thumb

The bump that forms in the zipper of mens' pants that is often mistaken for an erection

Girl: Look at that boner
Guy: It's a thumb goddammit...THUMB I TELL YOU!

by Kommander_K May 14, 2009

thumping the lemur

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Guy 1: *knock knock*
Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!
Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?

by G-moneyyyyyyyyyy August 3, 2008

Thumpkin

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

While sitting on the toilet, waiting for the turd to drop, I took advantage of my alone time and gave myself a thumpkin.

by Davidtavis April 2, 2017

Thumb Burn

A rash or reddening of the skin between the thumb and pointer finger from holding down the taught waistband of a pair of sweats or boxers to easily access your junk for a good wank. Usually on the left hand, Thumb Burn is only realized after the masturbation session is complete. Every true man gets Thumb Burn once in their life.

*Ring Ring*
John: Hello?
Dave: Whats crackalackin?
John: Just getting some major Thumb Burn, can i call you back?

*Finish in a tissue, then try to go back to surfing the internet responsibly.*
You: Ouch, FUCK. Thumb Burn strikes again!

by THTJ March 29, 2010