toe inferno

when you stubb your toe so hard you can literally feel it jettison into another dimension with the pain that is a swirling inferno of the little digit

Jim: *stubbs toe*
Jim's toe: DUDE WTF I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN RN I AM LITERALLY IN ANOTHER DIMENSION HOLY SHIT THIS IS TOE INFERNO

by The Last Duck Bender July 15, 2015

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Funk Toe

Funk toe is a common way to describe someones nasty ass feet. For example, toes that look funked up or nasty. One could also describe stankin ass feet as having funk toe. Funk toe essentially describes anything abnormal with the below the ankle region. Crooked toes apply to funk toe as well.

You could smell that funk toe, from the front door. "Doe"

Put your socks back on you got funk toe bro.

This nigga got funk toe.

by Lingle, E March 01, 2019

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Webbed Toes

When Toes are joined together by a flap of skin giving the look of frog like toes.

Example 1 - ohh my god what is wrong with your toes they look like they are webbed toes.

by Nate Eats November 23, 2013

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manel toe

The male version of the female "camel toe," an affliction caused when male junk becomes trapped in the confines of tight and often thin pants.

Uuggg... I just saw the worst case of manel toe at the gym, this old guy was wearing spandex and his shorts were totally snacking on his man meat.

by justsaynotomantoe October 30, 2007

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camo toe

when her camoflauge is (fatigues) just tight enough that her camel toe is showing

"Sir! Did you see that lady with the camo toe, sir?!"

"Senator, I don't think we've been able to find Osama Bin Laden because we've all been staring at Sgt. Chrissy Smith's camo toe."

by Genesee October 02, 2009

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