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Loaf

Loaf is one of the greatest individuals you will come across on the planet. Despite common misunderstandings, Loaf is a smart, calculating, gorgeous, breath taking, funny, brilliant, loyal individual. You can count on them to stand by your side through thick or thin(Unless you call them 'bread' in which case write out your own eulogy right now). They may come off as annoying or attention seeking but in reality they're just trying to keep you distracted from the rough reality and keep you happy. Truly, a one of a kind friend and companion, they're the type of person you wouldn't want to lose. They're a 10/10 and goddamn, give them a hug cause they need it.
Loaf is the greatest human being on Earth. They're so handsome. I wish I were loaf.
by Amphibaena November 23, 2021
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Loafed

When one male takes multiple loads in one’s ass by multiple males back to back with no rest in between loads.

No to be confused with being Bread which is define; when one male takes one single load by another male.
OMG… my sling just arrived by mail I can’t wait to set it up and get loafed at my birthday party tonight.
by Str8forpay July 5, 2024
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Loaf

Also means a cat.
If you call a person a loaf then they are a furry
The loaf pooped in its food can
by UltraLoaf February 28, 2023
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loaf check

The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.
Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf
by JoannaMeow March 9, 2023
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loaf

1. A complete piece of bread, not a slice.
2. When a dog looks like a loaf of bread.
1. He baked a loaf of bread yesterday.
2. “My dog looks like a loaf of bread!”
“Aww, she’s being a loaf. So cute!”
by aspen411 March 23, 2023
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they love crushing loaf

Quote said by Jack Black in "A Minecraft Movie" about the villagers
Jack Black: They just like to chill, trade, and eat butt loads of bread. They love crushing loaf
by Umar9man March 28, 2025
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Crushin' loaf

Eating bread. Popularized by "A Minecraft Movie"
They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. They love crushin' loaf.
by MarnieTheRebel April 5, 2025
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