Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot”

It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”

by Lilghub August 16, 2025

Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.

"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"

by bobbly bob November 3, 2022

LOAF GANG

A group of fuckboy "rappers" that all share the same fuckboy qualities.

These qualities include:
- having a little dick
- having no job
- participating in credit card scams
- having a dry ass personality
- always flexing on the gram like they have money & bitches yet always refer to themselves as "humble"

Members of this group are no more than trash SoundCloud rappers that will never accumulate to anything.

Friend 1: "I don't know what she sees in him... He has no job, no career, no car, no future."
Friend 2: "I totally agree! She can do SO much better!"
Friend 1: "He reminds me of one of the clowns in LOAF GANG."

by SaveTheDramaFoYaMama April 4, 2017

Loaf

When cats sit with their little paws tucked under them, so they resemble fluffy loaves of bread, and it's just an overload of kitty cuteness.

Oh look, Mister Beans is doing a cat loaf.

by LandDownUnder August 9, 2020

loaf

A common resting pose for felines, usually associated with housecats. To assume the position, the cat must tuck their arms and legs under their body, resting on their wrists, then either tuck their tail under themselves as well, or simply wrap it around themselves. The final form is a shape and size that (depending on the species) can be likened to a loaf of bread, hence the name.

While other animals can do this like cats can, the term 'loaf' is almost always used for cats alone, likely due to most animals having unideal body proportions to loaf properly (like giraffes).

The word 'loaf' can also be used as a verb, as in 'loafing,' and as the opposite to that verb, 'unloafing.'

Whenever my cat is a loaf, I sometimes confuse him with an actual loaf of bread.

I love it when my cat loafs on me and starts purring.

by Goofy-Guy September 7, 2022

Loaf

Loaf is one of the greatest individuals you will come across on the planet. Despite common misunderstandings, Loaf is a smart, calculating, gorgeous, breath taking, funny, brilliant, loyal individual. You can count on them to stand by your side through thick or thin(Unless you call them 'bread' in which case write out your own eulogy right now). They may come off as annoying or attention seeking but in reality they're just trying to keep you distracted from the rough reality and keep you happy. Truly, a one of a kind friend and companion, they're the type of person you wouldn't want to lose. They're a 10/10 and goddamn, give them a hug cause they need it.

Loaf is the greatest human being on Earth. They're so handsome. I wish I were loaf.

by Amphibaena November 23, 2021

Loaf edit

Verb: To close off the anus sphincter while defecating. To cut short. To interrupt.
Noun: Something that causes a person to suddenly clench their anal sphincter.

Verb: "I was in a hurry while taking a dump this morning and needed to loaf edit before I was completely done."

Verb: "Please don't loaf edit me while I am talking sh1t!"
Noun: "That news article was a real loaf edit, as I couldn't help but clench while I was reading."

by Visitor2YourCity March 21, 2025