Fantasy funk

The emotional slump hardcore fantasy football fans go into after the football season is over with.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go out Monday night for a beer?
Person 2: No. I can't. I'm too depressed that football is over with. Mondays won't be the same again for me until September.
Person 1: You gotta snap outta your fantasy funk, dude.

by Lo Fo Sho February 21, 2010

Back Funk

The nasty funky aroma that arises from someone's ass, up their back and into your nose when you're standing behind them...

"Man I been doing 6ft apart before Covid. I'm not with standing behind anyone smelling their BACK FUNK!!"

by MsCoCoMango June 25, 2021

Funk

A functional drunk.

Look at jimmy, he's such a funk.

by TheDutchSlut March 4, 2017

tyler funke

tyler funke is one of the cutest guys you'll ever meet in your life. he is absolutly amazing. he defines the word perfection. i love him so fucking much i just want to marry him. ok bye.

isa: yo did you see tyler funke's new post on insta?
ella: yea
isa: he's really hot
ella: ok

by beep.beep.mf June 5, 2020

road funk

The layer of filth that is on you after a road trip.

I'm gonna go take a shower before we go out to get this road funk off of me.

by Brawny Martin January 13, 2008

Baile funk

The sickest party in the world. Originally from Rio de Janeiro. W/ the best music you could ever hear!!

1. Were you at the baile funk last night?
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk

by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020

Funk Generation

Brazilian Funk Studio Album by Anitta
Not to be confused with Brazilian phonk

Peep: “yo have you heard this phonk song that’s going viral on tiktok”
Dude: “bro that’s a brazilian funk not a phonk, you need to listen to Funk Generation by Anitta to understand”

by funk me punks December 29, 2024