eating corn

oral sex from a man onto a woman

When I ate her corn she discharged.

by David Hanky September 8, 2005

corn race

Favorite Native American pastime, perfected and propagated by the Wampanoags, in which contestants endeavor to the be the first to poop out kernels of a meal of corn begun at an agreed upon hour. Serious matches involve the careful auditing, often by independent counsel, of each contestant's meals in the days preceding the main event, such that no contestant enters the competition having recently eaten corn.

Despite his prowess in corn races throughout the early 17th Century, Squanto has continually failed to win admission to National Corn Racing Hall of Fame, headquarted in Plymouth, MA.

by The Whaler March 2, 2008

corn salad

this is a variation of eating someone's ass, or in other words tossing salad. the difference is that the receiver recently ate some corn which did not get broken down during digestion and lands on your tongue during the aforementioned rim job. you can either be grossed out, or enjoy a surprise tasty treat.

I'm having corn on the cob for breakfast so your mom can have some corn salad tonight!

by the great cornholio June 18, 2006

corn hole

n.- The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which bits of corn are eliminated from the body.

aka: bung-hole

"To soothe my 'corn hole' after taking painful shits, I use Preparation H!"

by Tate Donavan January 6, 2007

Corn Fillet

A shit or turd.

I might go snap of a couple of corn fillets.

by Prince Edward the 4th January 13, 2011

corn wipe

A wipe of the rectum that, when examined, contains both feces and various quantities of un/partially digested corn.

I forgot what I had with my steak last night, but my "corn wipe" was quick to remind me.

or

"Thats clear as "corn wipe".

by Big Ry2 June 6, 2005

corn pocket

Butthole.

Dude I walked into Jerry's house the other day and he had his finger in his moms corn pocket.

by Corn pocket. July 24, 2014