Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

Elite Toxic Barrel

When the other person defacates onto a shlong which is soft so it misses and causes a mess on the floor to clean up

Lil Pump: Hey bro did you see that clip of famous soundcloud rapper Pinomin getting an Elite Toxic Barrel? His micro PP couldn't handle it

by Tafuk May 3, 2023

Barrel-Fuck

Also called "The Georgia Sunshine", "What are you doing step bro?" or "Old-timer's fleshlight" - To capture something (particularly an ape such as a baboon or gorilla) within a container (typically an empty barrel or large drinking keg) , tip it over to where its behind is facing up and pound said thing's guts to oblivion.

"Ever barrel-fucked a baboon buck nekked in the middle of the Sahara, balls-deep in pink so nice ya gotta tap it twice? That's how it feels to drive a Ford F-150."

by W0W32987 January 4, 2023

Dirty Barrel Water

A slang term for whiskey

Cody(masculine): DUDE this ellicottville single barrel whiskey has such great notes.

Steve(queer fem boy): I can’t believe you like dirty barrel water, ewww. (“Takes a sip of white claw”)

by WhiskeyConnoisseur24 January 4, 2023

Double-Barrel

While going down on her, you get hit with a fart and a queef at the same time.

Yo, Mark I was eating out Jane last night and she TOTALLY double-barreled me right in the face!

by Prominent Chub November 30, 2018

burn barrel

1. A place where redneck folk congregate to join each other in the events of drunk fighting, doing hard drugs, attempted murder, and sexual intercourse with about anything that walks.

2. Slang word that is making fun of the redneck folk.

1. Hey brother were you up at burn barrel this weekend?
2. Lets go do some burn barrel type shit this weekend.

by For December 6, 2018