I've been jacking off so much that I'm getting a Texas blister. I'm so hardcore though that my hand is also starting to blister.
by Say no to Texas Blister December 05, 2012
(Noun) An arrangement between people to make a regular journey in as many vehicles as possible, typically with each person driving an otherwise vacant extended cab pickup truck.
Let's Texas carpool to Whataburger.
by Poopnuggets16 January 16, 2018
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by Venomous Nutt January 27, 2023
The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. Much like an upper decker, the texas tanker must be hard and cannot be the liquidy product of a long night of taco bell and misery. When the Texas Tanker sets sail, it can float without sinking giving off a horrid smell for days. The texas tanker should only be used on people who have wronged you in some way.
My boss really pisses me off, if we go to his house for a party ill have to let a texas tanker make a port call in his master bathroom.
by uscgnavigator February 04, 2014
Vegan Texas is another name for California. California is similar to Texas in many ways, but it is more vegan
by Ooflitgang February 23, 2019
(noun): - a typical bowl of stew or chili for a certain locale, typical of various ethnic groups. Can be anything from venison stew in the northeast to various chowders to generous stews and hearty (non-water based) gruels.
Man that 7 hour flight cost me a trip, can ya get me a bowl of texas porridge/garbage and a few buttered rolls?
by phillydrifter November 12, 2010