Swedish Shoplifting is a archaic term for Shoplifting. The addition of "Swedish" is a derogatory term that has been used by British youngsters to explain their five finger discounts. If all else fails, blame the Sweeds.
by Koko Pelli June 10, 2023
Get the swedish shoplifting mug.When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
Get the Swedish Crab Wank mug.When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!
by Mojay187 July 20, 2024
Get the Swedish torch mug.Lying on ones back, a person with testicles will put their legs together and pour swedish gravy over their testicles to simulate swedish meatballs. Some additional gravy will be used in the pubic hair above the penis. The hair is then spiked up like a troll doll's hair.
I heard Joe surprised Bryan with a Swedish Troll.
Zaq was unimpressed by Joe's attempt at a Swedish Troll.
"The Swedish Troll always leaves my testicles feeling sticky, but they smell great!" -Joe
Zaq was unimpressed by Joe's attempt at a Swedish Troll.
"The Swedish Troll always leaves my testicles feeling sticky, but they smell great!" -Joe
by Skat Warlock July 24, 2024
Get the Swedish Troll mug.by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024
Get the Swedish Oven mug.When an individual of Swedish origin loses their temper and has a crash out, typically involving verbal insults, slurs, or disparaging remarks toward a person who has made them upset.
person 1: "Did you hear? Leffen called someone he lost against in Guilty Gear a gay retard again."
person 2: "Ah, that sounds like a typical Swedish crashout."
person 2: "Ah, that sounds like a typical Swedish crashout."
by NaranJuice August 4, 2024
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