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internet stalk

v. The process of finding an address of a person by first searching AnyWho's reverse directory by the person's last name, then using the address and phone number found to plug into MapQuest in order to obtain directions.

n. +er (Internet Stalker). a person who uses the said process to get to a person's house.
Person 1: How do i get to your house?
Person 2: Oh, just internet stalk it.

Person: Uhhh, what are you doing at my house, you internet stalker?
by muchluv June 27, 2005
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Ghost stalking

when you don't want to talk to anybody on facebook chat but you want to stalk people so you go offline on chat but you still comment and like things.
I was ghost stalking last night because that guy always trys to chat me when I just want to stalk!
by coloradomad March 16, 2011
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Casual Stalking

A term used to describe a degree of stalking where the stalker pursues a person of interest by means of repeated presence at the person of interests' and stalkers common places and only at times convenient for the stalker.

Causal Stalking lacks the searching for the person of interest on social media or internet searches.

The stalkers motivation is for a date, a hangout, to obtain a phone number or to seek a deeper connection through social activities.
I decided that casual stalking was appropriate for pursuing Devin because I wanted to ask him to the GangaLuv Music Festival.
by Riku Green October 20, 2012
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stalker

a creepy old guy that stalks hot teens
why is this old creepy guy always folowing me that damn mofo
by fil April 3, 2005
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house stalker

a creepy person who doesn't stalk people only their houses.....big houses. a house stalker may do things that others may find creepy n weird such as glancing at others credit cards to see their last name....only to track them down on yellowpages later. a house stalker will also use maps.live.com to view houses at all angles. a house stalker will only go after large homes tho in wealthy areas. a house stalkr in nj will probly track down alpine, saddle river, mantoloking, deal, bernardsville, essex fells, basking ridge, far hills, bedminster and others. house stalkers arent harmful just a tad creepy....but dnt worry they wont bite.....unless you try n snatch away their camera. a house stalker will then force his/her parents to drive them to the location of the big houses and they will proceed to take snapshots of the house from all different angles. they may do things such as fence hopping nd camera dodging cuz most of the houses that are stlked are large and have security cameras. they may also right down the owners license plate number if they happen to be comming or leaving but thats optional. house stalkers may track down wealthy celebs suck as k. lee and donald trump and find their house address.
**house stalker driving through saddle river**
HS- *sees huge mansion* stop the car! *DIVES OUT OF CAR INTO NEARBY BUSHES, pulls out camera** *click clik click** *sneakily crwls back into car n drives away*
owner- wtf? *runs to panic room*

house stalkers r creepy
by m954 June 29, 2008
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eye stalks

Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.
I once met an attractive Purplonian woman with lots of eye stalks and tentacles.
by Purple Gurl March 6, 2011
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stalking

The act of following repeatedly

The act of sitting outside the stalkees' home
I was stalking Mike today.
by rpv94 March 24, 2009
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