A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)
Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)
Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)
Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)
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Marc is always thrift stealing other people's memes! Nothing about him is original on his timeline except for his name.
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Yesterday after getting back from the golf course, I swung so much wood in the bedroom she called me Daddy Steel.
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" whoa kellyanne your looking like LAUZ STEELE "
" what do you mean rebecca?"
" well your looking very pretty but.... "
"BUT WHAT REBECCA"
"you look like your going criminally insane"
"oh well thanks"
" your welcome kellyanne"
" what do you mean rebecca?"
" well your looking very pretty but.... "
"BUT WHAT REBECCA"
"you look like your going criminally insane"
"oh well thanks"
" your welcome kellyanne"
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