double spicer

digital stimulation of the genitals & anus after eating sushi with jalapenos (with fingers)

i'd rather get a double spicer than a hot flash!

by therendle September 4, 2009

Serial Smiler

Someone who has the same smile in virtually all the pictures that they take.

Bob: Dude, I've been looking at this girl's Facebook pictures for about 10 minutes now, and she has the same smile on her face in every one of them!

Tom: It's official; she's a Serial Smiler.

by Yahhhhhhhh August 17, 2010

soapy sailer

when you take a caution sign, put a mop in it, put a tissue on the top of the mop and put soap on the tissue and then put it in a public bathroom stall.

im gonna put a soapy sailer in that washroom

by firedude266 January 9, 2011

Bean Spider

A 'Bean Spider' a spider that lives under a toilet seat, and eats girls beans when they use the toilet.

Naomi watch out for the Bean Spider!

by TG_MOLE November 22, 2010

Trouser Spider

a skid mark in your pants. usually common on those who wear no underwear. a greasy fart that squirts into the pants.

After a greasy fart, Otto rushed to the bathroom, pulled down his pants, and to his surprise had fouled himself. The distinct markings of a trouser spider could be seen in the seat of his britches.

by malibulivin May 18, 2012

The spiderman

When a man ejaculates in his hand and throws it at his girlfriends face. Like Spider-Man.

My girlfriend was pissed when I gave her the "The spiderman" last night.

by Uptowntick March 8, 2014

playing spiderman

How a male would masterbate in a shower or stall too small to lay down in, usually in rehab when battling ones own sex addiction.

Dude: Why isn't Joe Robes coming out of his room?
Me: he's defiantly playing spiderman again, dude says he's a sex addict, what a smooth cat

by geeterdawghead December 20, 2014