Good Spamaritan

Someone who goes around performing random acts of kindness and then flooding their friends' Facebook newsfeeds with constant bragging about their good deeds.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that Jon is doing good things for people, but does he have to be such a Good Spamaritan?

by Melvin June 25, 2014

Nose-scasm

An orgasmic feeling you get when you pick the scabs on the inside of your nose.

Nose-scasm's are the only things that get me through watching an episode of Keeping Up With The Karshitians.

by jomasi March 4, 2015

cock spam

Random and obnoxious emails advertising penis enlargements that begin showing up in your inbox after visiting a porn site you knew you shouldn't have. Hard to filter because they were sent from an absurd address from a country with an abbreviation you never heard of before. Require awkward explanations to anyone looking over your shoulder while you check your email.

Girlfriend: What's that email about?
Guy: uh, just some stupid cock spam that I keep getting after I downloaded this thing for a project at work.

by Cashbar May 13, 2015

Clam spam

A vagina picture; The equivalent of the male "dick-pic" often used to entice the intended reciever but is actually unsolicited

"I can't believe she keeps clam spamming me. I'm going to have to block her"

by Palomanoma October 12, 2016

dangly spam

Pussy lips, beef curtains, labia Majora,etc

Fiona bent over the piano showing the audience her impressive dangly spam

by Fruitloopy74 January 27, 2018

unwanted spam

As opposed to wanted spam, unwanted spam is spam that is unwanted.

"Get your unwanted spam out of here! This place is for wanted spam only!"

by MegaPillowGod December 18, 2018

mal-spam

Mal-spam (or perhaps malspam) describes all forms of malicious spam sent with malicious intent. Mal-spam includes: phishing, spear-phishing, whaling, baiting, pretexting, among others.

- Payloads can include: Malicious attachments, links to malicious web pages, enticements to perform transactions, ransomware, key loggers, etc.
- Bad things that can happen: man-in-the-middle attacks (woman-in-the-middle attacks too), network compromise, zombie botnets, insertion of zero-day exploits, viruses, trojan horses, rootkits, backdoors, job scams and other scams and code with malicious intent.
- Mal-spam can be hard to spot due to: Sender address spoofing, content that replicates legitimate senders, etc.

Be especially careful to avoid mal-spam, it can really mess up your day. Better off to just delete it. Certainly don't click any links or open attachments.

by PooderHound January 30, 2019