too nice to soil

a fabulous looking human, that seems almost too nice looking to 'paint' with nasty ol' body fluids!!

she/he was looking too nice to soil!

no human is too nice looking to soil!!

it was too nice looking to soil!

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

shildo

when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

using a shildo in your ass is REALLY taking a dump.

by Natasha March 16, 2005

German soilder

A German male's circumsized penis. Called this because the head of the penis looks like a "soilder's" helmut.

I have a German soilder because I'm part German and my penis is circumsized.

by heyyo134 July 8, 2005

soldering

Jamacain slang for banging.

Soldering it's what the young girl wants.

by Sublimesun May 30, 2016

Red Soldier

*A soldier of a communist country, hence the word "red".

*An online store that sells Russian military perephinelia, including Soviet-era items.

"Cool stuff to check out, until an ego-patriot catches you on it and calls you a commie."
-me

by Dave September 16, 2004

purple headed soldier

a large circumsized penis

that girl nobbed on my purple headed soldier

by badass b boy 2 triple o March 14, 2003

Trojan Soldier

Placing the ball sack over a victims face so that a testicle is in each eye sockey and then laying the penis across the victims nose. Resembles a Trojan soldier's helmet; see also teabag and fadunk

When Timmy passes out we should give him a Trojan Soldier

by ZDubs May 5, 2004