The most fit athlete there is. Do you see any soccer man with a big fat gut ? no you dont they have freakin six packs. In other sports you see men like this including football, ESPECIALLY baseball and maybe basketball. They are so yummy .
by haters gunna hate September 5, 2011
Get the soccer guys mug.1) Something that Dottie drives around, because she has nothing better to do but drive her Subaru Forester after a hard day's work at the racquetball club, providing the less fortunate with yellow tennis balls that only Attorney At Law, Mr. S. Herzog could appropriately have a use for.
2) Something that Dottie's son Chris Dellvlin owns and drives, also known as the Jeep Grand Cherokee, that is of course before he finds the wonder of remembering the Titan.
2) Something that Dottie's son Chris Dellvlin owns and drives, also known as the Jeep Grand Cherokee, that is of course before he finds the wonder of remembering the Titan.
Holy shit! Was that the Flavor Savor himself stroking his goatee while on his headset with his mom Dottie telling her he was arriving into the garage (on his ninth phone call exchange with her to report his whereabouts) after a fine day of racing with the Spencer Racing Team, landscaping, and tapping it up in a game of TAPS? Why yes, I do believe 'twas he, the man with that awesomely hot fat chick (also sometimes seen with a dark haired freak who uses him for rides)cruising around in his Soccer Mom Mobile for the last time today, as tomorrow he is said to be purchasing an even more renowned vehicle simply known as the mini-van converted to pick-up truck itself--the "Spearmint Gumball"--the prestigious $20,000 two-wheel drive Titan.
by I wish I could say that this was Devlin, but sadly I'm not THAT lucky!! April 14, 2005
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Somebody that enjoys sucking a lot of cock.
Note: Usually, people define a cock sucker as a whore but that's usually only when he or she does it with multiple people and not just one. This act can be done by homosexuals or heterosexuals.
Note: Usually, people define a cock sucker as a whore but that's usually only when he or she does it with multiple people and not just one. This act can be done by homosexuals or heterosexuals.
by Night-Light April 22, 2011
Get the Cock Sucker mug.We must not fear the soccer mom for much longer, with gas prices going up they will go broke soon trying to fill up their stupid ass suv's at the gas station. As we speak these clumsy beasts are taking hairpin turns flipping over their top heavy cars and then bursting into flames. If the Soccer mom spawn have not completley self destructed themselves in the coming few months we must take action. Here are a few ways you can overcome and destory one if you come across one
-Stake through the heart
-silver bullets
-garlic
-removing or destroying the brain
-etc.
-Stake through the heart
-silver bullets
-garlic
-removing or destroying the brain
-etc.
"walking down the street"
Me: Holy shit what is that
Soccer Mom: How dare you use that foul language in front of my kids!!!!!! *Claws expand*
Me: ahhhhhhh "Machete slice"
SM: GURGLE GURGLE
Me: Holy shit what is that
Soccer Mom: How dare you use that foul language in front of my kids!!!!!! *Claws expand*
Me: ahhhhhhh "Machete slice"
SM: GURGLE GURGLE
by element547 June 17, 2009
Get the Soccer Mom mug.Noun. A sport played world wide with limited popularity in America due to contact rules (and coaching staffs) which encourage players to act like sissies despite not actually being sissies. This annoys Americans because if Americans want to watch grown men fake injuries, they watch professional wrestling.
The number of injury timeouts in this soccer match rivals American football for commercial breaks. I should have tuned in to Rugby.
by American Rugby July 10, 2011
Get the Soccer mug.by iFUCKFACE August 11, 2004
Get the Sack Sucker mug.A sexual act performed on a female by penetrating the vagina with the index and middle finger while simotaniously inserting the pinky finger into the anus. Extensive sanitation of the pinky finger is required after performing such an act.
two below the clit, one covered in shit.
two gettin kinky with my pinky in her stinky.
two in the jelly, one gettin smelly.
two gettin freaky while one is being sneaky.
two in juice, one in the caboose.
two havin fun with one tryin to run.
rockin and rollin while finger fuckin her colon.
two for the snatch, one for the hatch.
"After i gave her the shocker, i had to scrape shit out from underneath my fingernail."
two gettin kinky with my pinky in her stinky.
two in the jelly, one gettin smelly.
two gettin freaky while one is being sneaky.
two in juice, one in the caboose.
two havin fun with one tryin to run.
rockin and rollin while finger fuckin her colon.
two for the snatch, one for the hatch.
"After i gave her the shocker, i had to scrape shit out from underneath my fingernail."
by The 1 and Only April 13, 2006
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