An attempt to ejaculate into a violent storm of farts.
*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*
*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*
Bro, my girl ate a ton of beans and wouldn't put out. I was fed up and tried to jerk off on her only to end up with The Pakistani Snowblower.
by ~Magic_Carpet~ August 29, 2018
Get the The Pakistani Snowblower mug.freestyle snowboarding is split up into three main subcatagorys.
Park - hitting kickers and wedges to get air and land spins and grabs. Can be pretty painfull without protection.
Pipe - Been in the media a lot due to Olympics. Involves riding up the two walls of a half pipe landing grabs and spins. ussually sheet ice due to use it recieves resulting in very painfull slams.
jibbing - one of the coolest types of freestlye snowboarding. involves hitting rails, boxes, picnic benches, fences, walls and even cars. anything with a surface can prupose a great jib.
Park - hitting kickers and wedges to get air and land spins and grabs. Can be pretty painfull without protection.
Pipe - Been in the media a lot due to Olympics. Involves riding up the two walls of a half pipe landing grabs and spins. ussually sheet ice due to use it recieves resulting in very painfull slams.
jibbing - one of the coolest types of freestlye snowboarding. involves hitting rails, boxes, picnic benches, fences, walls and even cars. anything with a surface can prupose a great jib.
Park
Rider 1 - I bget you cant land a rodeo 720
Rider 2 - Bet i can
Pipe
Rider 1 - This sucks and really hurts when you hang up
Rider 2 - Hell yer
Jibbing
Rider 1 - Whoa that handrail could be one amazing photo opp
Rider 2 - Hell yer
Overall
Freestyle snowboarding rules
Rider 1 - I bget you cant land a rodeo 720
Rider 2 - Bet i can
Pipe
Rider 1 - This sucks and really hurts when you hang up
Rider 2 - Hell yer
Jibbing
Rider 1 - Whoa that handrail could be one amazing photo opp
Rider 2 - Hell yer
Overall
Freestyle snowboarding rules
by Jordan "muzzy" May 9, 2006
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A warm alcoholic beverage with Michigan origins. This Cocktail made with cranberry juice, cinnamon, clove, lemon, and spiked heavily with rum is usually served around the winter holidays. This festive refreshment renders even the most conservative drinker into a sloppy lush with overwhelming urges to high five and hump other guests.
"holy shit! I got trashed on SnowBlowers at the office Christmas party and humped the VP. I hope I'm not fired."
by Mandtastic December 29, 2013
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Get the SnowBall mug.It's when you jack off in your hand, take the jizz, throw in someone's face, and say, "Aint that cold?"
I threw the snowball on your mom's face, colored her white, and couldn't get her to stop licking her lips.
by mr.wiggles20 April 25, 2011
Get the the snowball mug.not a sport. it is a form of self-expression. skiing is a sport, it is organized, it is strict. snowboarding is not. STOP SAYING ITS A SPORT CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! ALL YOU POSERS OUT THERE I POSTED THIS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE CRAP DEFINITIONS FOR IT! AND SKIERS, DON'T HECKLE US AND WE DON'T HECKLE YOU! IN FACT IF YOUR RAGGING ON SNOWBOARDING, YOUR NOT EVEN A LEGIT SKIER!!!!!!
by babarbard March 11, 2009
Get the Snowboard mug.Ebonics term used by African-American men to refer to white women. A similar term, but referring to black women, is the noun "br'er rabbit."
Shontavius was a young man well-respected within his community for having impregnated nearly ten different snowbunnies.
"Day-yum, nigga, check out dat ass on dat snowbunny!"
"Day-yum, nigga, check out dat ass on dat snowbunny!"
by JonnyAngel April 9, 2015
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