Fart a Seed

1. An anus so loose and wiggly that a family reunion of fruits coyld be held comfortably in the rectum
2. To have so many fruits shoved up your ass that you literally fart a seed

Cooper is so loose ge could fart a seed
Lindsey has been farting seeds lately. I wonder what she does in her spare time.

by DeezNutzInYoGutz September 23, 2016

Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.

I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

by Glen S. May 18, 2006

sneeds

A group of retards

Wow sneeds

by Meumetbw July 12, 2020

Skeed

1) To be hype

2) The act of being hype

Caleb: South Park comes on tonight, Skeed.

Ryan: Skeeeeeeeed

by SkeeSkeed October 19, 2011

Skeed

Male ejaculation; to shoot semen.

Just as Wayne and Garth (Wayne's World;SNL) say, "Sha-wing" for an erection. "Skeed" is for an ejaculation.

by Kuichi September 21, 2007

seed

the best and coolest person non-binary name ever. seed is cool, sexy, swag, and an all around hottie. seed will ask you if you need help with your homework, and then wont help you. seed will call you bald

"who's that?"
"oh thats just seed, they get mad bitches"
"thats so cool i bet they pee on shoes"

by deeznuts411 December 10, 2021

stems and seeds

"Stems and seeds" refers to the hodge-podge of loose change one has prior to being COMPLETELY broke. To clarify, 'stems and seeds' are NOT the huge containers of change that people gradually compile; rather, the term applies to the usually worthless (i.e., mostly pennies) coins you're down to right before payday.

"Anyway, we stopped to grab a draft on the way home from work, like we usually do. Dumb-ass me forgets I'm broke, and I order the first round. At the exact moment I saw the barmaid turn the corner with a trayfull of tall-boys, it finally dawned on me that I was down to my 'stems and seeds.'

by BoiseBoltfan May 26, 2010