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Shockenfreude

The feeling you get when you realize that the things you laugh and joke about with one social group you associate with would be found horrifying by another
I really laughed at the San Luis Obispo Public Service Announcement on PedoBear, then realized I was committing Shockenfreude
by BD1234567 September 14, 2010
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shockings

Shockings n. An article of clothing such as stockings or spandex leggings that produce a feeling of shock, awe, and/or nausea.
You should have seen the shockings she was wearing. It was like she was walking around with no pants. And at a baby shower, of all places!
by pir8matt June 2, 2011
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peace shocker spock

the gradual, intensifying progression of manual vagino-anal dual penetration.
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peace: one finger in vagina, one finger in ass
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shocker: two fingers in vagina, one finger in ass
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spock: two fingers in vagina, two fingers in ass
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see shocker for more detail on the shock
The bitch broke up with Jethro because she couldn't handle his peace shocker spock routine.
by noormr May 31, 2004
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sticker shock delay

When you realize, at the end of January, that the Christmas gifts you received were not genuine Dolce and Gabbana (D&G) they were Dollar General (DG). The stickers, logos and emblems are bogus, fake and you've been punked!
Kelli- Damn Momma', all that stuff you got me for Christmas was from Dollar General not Dolce and Gabbana!
My friend Karlee saw it and now my whole class is laughin' at me!
Momma- Well darlin' I thought it was what you were askin' for with the big D and G and all! That's sticker shock delay fer sho'.
by mimimmmmmm January 31, 2010
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cock shocked

When a female is obsessed with a males penis or "cock" so much that she can't get enough of it.
Dude, Abby is so cock shocked over Jerry.

She can get enough of him
by Grizzly dippers April 24, 2015
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Boner Shock

1.The act of playing Bioshock with a boner.

2.The unfortunate event of having your dick electrocuted while you have a boner.
1.Last night I Boner Shocked for five hours straight. This morning I woke up in a hospital with my psychiatrist next to me.

2. Same shit here.
by Arcane Master March 18, 2015
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Shocka Con

Person 1-Look at kierrahs hair today

Person 2- SHOCKA CON!!
by Shockaconists November 7, 2009
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