Simon Binglesmart

the most amazing person ever! he is so cool he watc h lanky box and everything

guy 1: i hate Simon Binglesmart
guy 2: i raped your sister

by Simon Binglesmart July 23, 2022

Simone

Simone is the most beautiful person you have ever seen. With her short curly brown hair and tan skin, your jaw will drop. Simone is loving, selfless, and literally the kindest person you will ever meet. She is an amazing listener but if you let her talk she will go on forever. She will make you laugh so hard you pee your pants. Her smile lights up a room. She’s the kind of friend that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Simone is definitely not a morning person. You do not want to see that side of her. Don’t you dare wake her up before 11:00! Simone is a girl who would do anything for her friends and family. So if you cross them you better run! She will come to get you. Simone is a friend you will never want to let go of.

Person 1: i feel bad for that person i would be so embarrassed if i peed my pants

Person 2: it must be Simone at it again!

by hello78953 January 16, 2025

Tom Simons

A popular vlogger who is also know as Tommyinnit and TommyVODS

"Have you seen Tom Simons 's newest vlog?"
"Yes! It was really good"

by Meezicle October 28, 2022

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

Double-Simon

When your name is simon and you had had sex with the same girl as another simon

"if i also have sex with her, then we would have a Double-Simon"

by upcoming_popstjerne September 6, 2017

Simon the Digger

Simon the Digger is the main character of the 2007 anime Gurren Lagann/Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. He pilots mechs such as Lagann, Gurren Lagann, Arc-Gurren Lagann, Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann to kick the Anti-Spiral's 11th dimensional ass by tossing universes at him. He is very badass and uses a bigass drill that will pierce the Heavens. 10/10 show, watch it.

Person 1: Simon the Digger and Gurren Lagann are mid as hell.
Person 2: GIGA! DRILL! BREAKER!
Person 1: *Obliterated from existence for horrendous take*

by SimonTheDigger! October 7, 2025

Simon

Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.

Shut up, 'Simon'
That is one massive 'Simon'
'Simon' sexualizes his homies

by Zimcox November 21, 2021