Shrek

Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek

Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-

Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!

Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)

Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE

Bruh 1: shrek is drek

Shrek: (snaps)

Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)

by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019

shrek

Sexy motherfucker.

Mmmmm shrek is so sexyyyyyyyy

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

The shrek special

The act of filming a porno that involves a young machine gun Kelly esc Teen and an old fat French Canadian pig.

Dude let’s hit the shrek special tonight.

Ex 2- when are we filming shrek 2?

by boatedRus April 14, 2025

shrek

someone who made me and many other people question our sexuality and ask why our dick inflated a little bit

oh my he is a shrek

by kishibe March 15, 2021

Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway

Hell on Earth: The Video Game.

Person 1: Ever played Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway on GBA?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game ever released.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025

Shrek

If you searched this you are the most funniest popular kid ever SIKKKKE sorry but you are really mean annoying and kind dumb but that’s ok cause when your lonely you got shrek

You are shrek like fr

by Dumb Cooper April 26, 2021

Shrek donkey

The hype for him is unreal

He is all india Shrek donkey president

President Shrek donkey

by Donkey president March 29, 2021