shaded gizzard

When a girl queefs into your urethra hence inflating your balls.

Last week Samantha got me with a crazy shaded gizzard and my balls inflated like a hot air balloon.

by shaded gizzard November 29, 2024

Shabelli

A nickname for a friend, it mostly means: "Buddy''. But it can be used in a mean way, as in: ''You dumb fuck''.

Person 1: ''How is it going Shabelli.''
Person 2: ''Its going good, how is going with you?''

Example 2
Person 1: ''Shabelli, you don't do it like that''
Person 2: ''Oh, how do I do it then?''

by The_Bread_Man December 10, 2024

Seaweed

Slang for someone who is annoying, bothersome, or gets in the way of something, like seaweed floating around in the ocean.

"Get your seaweed out of my way please!" "This job is the most seaweed part of my year."

by A.Fischer1825 June 18, 2025

Sawed Off Motherfucker

A short motherfucker

I was looking for that sawed off motherfucker in the crowd but couldn't find him

by mosumnosum July 22, 2025

Shademaxxing

The act of only walking in shaded areas when it’s hot and humid. Even if it means making your journey longer or looking silly.

“Bro what took you so long? It’s a five minute walk”

“Sorry man I was shademaxxing.”

by Kimchi Slap August 20, 2025

Sawed off shart gun

A risky fart when you've have diarrhea all day.

I'm not a gambling man so I probably shouldnt unload this sawed off shart gun in the car

by Silver tongued liar November 7, 2025

Seaweed boy

A bloke at work who just floats around doing fuck all

Look at Theo just walking around doing nothing again what a useless seaweed boy

by Jexma December 2, 2025