Saved

see forced

when a fourth party comes in and stops the third party by forcing the forcer. (which usally pisses them off and they shut up.)

this is extreamly fuckin funny as not only are you saved from the pain and anguish of being forced you can laugh and the forcer wont get it.

person 1: "hey man did you hear that that watchman movies out this friday?"

Person 2: "yeah man im not sure if thats gonna be good tho."

Person 3(forcer): "omg that movies gonna be good it gonna... bla bla bla bla bla"(you so dont care)

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"

Person 3: bla bla bla bla

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"

Person 4: "so guys guess what i did this weekend?"

Person 1 & 2:(thankin god) "idk what did you do?"

(Person 3 is all pissed and is annoyed)

Person 4: "nothing never mind"

man thank you christy you just saved us from david.

by Da_Mad-Hatter March 6, 2009

saved by zero

The excrutiating pain of being raped by a hungry grizzly bear.

"You look horrible today!"
"I know. I couldn't sleep at all. I was having nightmares about Saved By Zero all night."

by John Dago March 31, 2009

Shavers

The collective term for two people become physically attached and are never separated. They are constantly either together or looking for each other. They manage to annoy everyone by leeching in the most public of public spaces.

Oh look shavers are at it again

by Thorns2011 January 24, 2011

Heart shaped box

A beautifully shaped butt. The origins of the Valentine Heart was the upsidedown curvature of a woman's hind end. It is heart shaped and used for storage during foreplay and intercourse.

I'd like to taste the candies in Jennifer's Heart Shaped Box!

by Oderry October 31, 2006

shared

Having sex with someone your friend had sex with in the past

We shared the same food 4 less manager a few years ago

by Gapgirl November 8, 2014

friend shaped

an affectionate way of describing a fat person. cute and huggable.

"Im fat"
"no, you're friend shaped."

by redderumbrellas June 1, 2020

shave

Something every woman on the planet needs to do to their snatch if they expect any self respecting man to tongue it.Should start at about age 11 for the sake of cleanliness and be mandatory by age 16 for sex.

That bitch had one hairy ass cooter, someone otta buy her a razor so she can shave that bush before someone gets lost.If its good enough for the Arab women and the Muslim women, it shud be good enough for American chicks.Even trolls do it most times.

by Jake February 1, 2004