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Dank Shark

A Very Cool Shark That Smokes Weed And Does Other Drugs Aswell.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.
Oh look thats a Dank Shark.
That Dank Shark is so cool!
by The Most True Person January 20, 2019
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Puppy shark

When you do something cool at the moment but cringe at it later
Person 1: Remember when I made that cringe tictok page in 2018 and thought I was cool
Person 2: ya that was a puppy shark move
by The big dumb July 16, 2021
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baby shark

a garbage song that is the most watched video on youtube it has a lot of dislikes because how garbage it is
by bigbballs November 4, 2021
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Shark-Nosing

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."
by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013
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Brown shark

The result of letting a poop go in the middle of a lake.
Christina just let out the biggest brown shark
by Michelle Rene August 30, 2019
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The Shark Gods

Nathaniel and Jerry, translucent sharks 10x the size of a normal shark. Mainly inhabiting the Atlantic Ocean they eat large amounts of fish, seals, and cult members who fail to impress their greatness. With a cult based around them, the religion worshiped by only the most intelligent and strong extremists (and this one autistic dude), their cult numbers are few but powerful
The Shark Gods will smite you down with the power of the ocean
by I just ate a bat May 21, 2020
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Shift Shark

A co-worker who continually tries to pick up shifts, even if the shift is not up for grabs.
"Man, I really need some money, but Charlie was so pushy about taking my shift at work I had to give it to him!"
"I know, he's such a shift shark."
by Urbandefiner2589 April 9, 2009
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