toe shanking

sexual fetish, involving the growth and insertion of long toenails or a toedo(see definition..) into any appropriate orifice. mostly a heterosexual practice; frowned upon in gay community as too freaky.

Lauren was so pleased when Zach grew his toenails out for their anniversary. He knew how hot toe shanking was.

by freewilly23 January 18, 2009

Joke Stacking

When a joke is played off another joke and another off of that. each time getting less and less funny.

Man that kid joke stacking like crazy tonight its not even funny. cant he get a little more original and stop trying to steal other peoples laughs

by bretterlee gibbons June 12, 2009

Shucking Oysters

Jerking off onto a table full of saltines!

My kinky wife loves when I'm "shucking oysters" on her face!

by cdugas December 24, 2010

i’m literally shaking

when one tries to sneak out but pussies out last second.

yesterday anthony was all like i’m literally shaking right now!

by Vff August 18, 2019

Shaking Head

When a guy shakes his head while eating a girl out. For some reason guys think that girls like this. It's really kind of annoying. And if he hasn't shaved like five minutes before it kind of hurts.

Matt was Shaking Head while eating me out last night. Now that whole area is raw.

by dannieisawesome October 24, 2009

Sharking

The act of flipping an unsuspecting person's inner tube (as they are in the seated position), most commonly performed in the lazy river or wave pool.

Girl #1: Did you see those dudes sharking those old people in the lazy river?

Girl #2: Yeah, I saw a couple of them doing somersaults.

by Popizzle August 25, 2011

sharking

when you slowly drive around angrily looking for a parking spot; preferably driving around in circles in a parking lot

"I spent 20 minutes sharking today! it was freaking ridiculous!"

by moxxie13 May 28, 2012