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Semen

If you eat too much peanut butter, yours will taste like peanuts.
Mom: Stop eating semen!

Me: Why?

Mom: Because I have to kiss you goodnight later!

Me: *Eats more semen*
by Dr: Mantits May 12, 2022
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banana semen

Point of reference. Filler word at the ending of every sentence.
similar to the term “type shit”, “you know”, “word”, “respect”, “ya feel me”, “ya know what I’m sayin”, “nigga”, etc.

I be feeling like drake in the rap game, banana semen.

Banana SEmen.

Type semen banana.

Banana type semen.

Found out my boy wasn’t down syndrome banana semen
by Nand7am April 21, 2024
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semen slurper

A woman/girl who wants semen from men.
Sydney is a semen slurper, all she wants is semen from men.
by anonymous November 24, 2023
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semen jockey

Someone who enjoys the taste of the salty substance
Carol has been a real semen jockey lately

Andy is a huge semen jockey
by Hernan Hernandez February 8, 2017
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semen demon

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semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020
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semen shelter

a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.
You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.
by doc.azn December 7, 2012
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