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Semen Sisters

When a group of women sleep with the same guy
That group of girls who slept with Brad are Semen Sisters
by Douggivemedome April 23, 2025
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semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.
All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!
by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024
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semen tossing

When you toss semen.
The words are genuinely used when semen is tossed on someone's face but they could applied anywhere as long as semen is being tossed.
Have you been doing some semen tossing lately?
Yea man but this time it wasn't his face.
by grinder4lyf August 28, 2016
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yellow semen

how cum looks as it drips out a pussy with a yeast infection.
man my cum came out subarine yellow thats how i new her yeast infection was bad. all the yellow semen
by ICEANT September 17, 2023
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semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.
You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips
by honneamise October 10, 2018
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dream semen

The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.
Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.
by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017
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semen shelter

a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.
You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.
by doc.azn December 7, 2012
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