Secret Minger

a term given to men or women who use internet social networking sites to score dates with unsuspecting victims via the use of the one decent photograph that has ever been taken of them. This picture usually see's them sporting a pair of sunglasses, standing in a picture with their much hotter friends and not specifying which one they are, or a picture taken from a strange angle.

"I clicked on his 'more pics' and it suddenly became clear to me he was a secret minger.........i was going to fuck him as well!"

by SSSofficial December 1, 2009

neck-scratchers

Late night crackheads on the street.
They often scratch their necks while begging fo money.

Dude , I HATE walkin home from the club district. That area is full of neck-scratchers.

by Godless A.F. May 5, 2004

chin-scratcher bullshit

Being purposefully over-arty.

Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer

by useful idiot January 3, 2005

art scratching

The act of rubbing ones stubbly, unshaven chin against the buttocks or around the anal area of a willing 'victim'. Named because the main participants of this pastime are wannabee boho arty types with bad skin.

Geoff: Did you see Briggsy at NG1 last night?

Ringo: Why, what happened?

Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...

by tresspass September 17, 2008

poop scratch

(noun)
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.

Jimmy discovered a poop scratch in his boxers after not finishing the job a few hours earlier.

by Randman January 9, 2007

Scrat

A huge fuckin' morally degenerate rat.

I hate that fuckin' Scrat

by Chaich February 10, 2004

Secret box

A term used when describing one's punani that is hidden or unknown to the general public and is unable to be located. This box may be hidden due to the presence of extensive pubic hair or due to an extreme form of genital fungus.

"I tried to hit up that box to get my freak on but it was hidden behind a jungle of pubes. It sure was a secret box!"

"Secret box, no secret box!"

by CockBlocker May 30, 2004