Schrodinger's Disappointment

A state of being disappointed and not disappointed at the same time

Person 1: Because of you, I have Schrodinger's Disappointment.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I am disappointed and not disappointed with you at the same time.
Person 2: Because I reported you to the police for opening fire in a retirement home?
Person 1: ...They had it coming

by Moronoki.com March 14, 2025

Schrödinger's Rickroll

When you see a link, and you are SURE that it's a Rickroll, but you won't know if you don't click. It is a Rickroll, and it's not at the same time

This is a fucking Schrödinger's Rickroll. It might be a rickroll. But it might not be. Gotta click.

by Zzdots March 16, 2025

Schrödinger's confidentiality

The confidentiality of a specific set of political matters is in a state of superposition due to dishonest obfuscation until a politician or some elite in society honestly admits whether or not it is confidential.

News reporter said, "Was the meeting confidential?" Politician's response, "No!" News reporter replied, "Can you tell us what it's about than?" Politician's response, "That's confidential." News reporter replied, "Sir, you made the description of the meeting in a state of Schrödinger's confidentiality due to your dishonest contradictory responses. Can you please honestly explain whether or not it actually is confidential or not, and if not whether you're willing to tell us?"

by Thought_Addict March 25, 2025

Schrödinger's confidentiality

The confidentiality of a specific set of political matters is in a state of superposition due to dishonest obfuscation until a politician or some elite in society honestly admits whether or not it is confidential.

The News Reporter said, "Sir, you claimed earlier that the meeting was not confidential, and now you claim that it is. You've regulated the confidentiality of the meeting into a state of schrödinger's confidentiality. Will you honestly claim which is which and cease this attempt at obscurantism, or will you continue to be obscurate?"

by Thought_Addict0 March 26, 2025

Schrödingers cake

expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too

you can’t have your cake and eat it too
following Schrödingers cake, I can

by nickyishere April 3, 2025

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.

by k80theshade April 14, 2025

Schrodinger's shit

When you fart and feel wet in your knockers , thinking it's a shart . But when you check it out , nothing's there.
So you can conclude the dingleberry is there and not at the same time

Jimmy - hey man i gotta go , looks like i sharted

Jerry - what you eat last night man
5 minutes later

Jimmy- it was just a schrodinger's shit man . I'm good

by Uncle_asscrack January 30, 2026