side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.

Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.

by sidesausage October 22, 2013

sausage dildo

It when you shit in a condom and tie it so you use it as dildo

My friend Estevan made an sausage dildo and went to town with it

by BIG T JONES August 31, 2016

sausage suit

When an article of clothing is extremely tight and therefore makes you want to lose weight. Or upon seeing the article of clothing you know its going to be tight.

"Oh my god guys this shirt is a sausage suit on me...dam I need to lose weight."
"SAUSAGE SUIT! Won't even try that dress on Chelsea."

"I look like a sausage suit."

by bzang January 7, 2009

Sausage Wednesday

A better why to celebrate hump day, Sausage Wednesday

"Its Sausage Wednesday, you know what that means ... Middle of the week, middle of the cheek"

by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

Sausage fest

The gay men locker room where no puts on clothes and just has sex on the benches. Men who like dick have sausage fests 5 days per week.

Me: I just walked into a fuckin sausage fest
Gay friend: get me in their

by Pablo Putterson October 18, 2019

Sausage schlong

The act of taking a condom, pooping inside of it and tying it shut, and then using it for insertive pleasure. Can also be frozen for a harder feel

Melissa told me that she used a sausage schlong last night since her boyfriend is out of town.

by EdgyMeemStar January 22, 2018

Silly Sausage

A term used to call someone silly, or as a replacement for an insult or mean word

Person 1: "My boss is making me work over time"
Person 2: "Man what a silly sausage"

by ScoopyBoio March 15, 2023