When a guy wipes a huge booger on his penis right before he gets a sloppy blow job from a fat chick.
Ex. 1 - that chick was really fat and looking extra hungry, so I gave her a salty cabbage.
Ex. 2 - I gave her a salty cabbage and she puked on my nads.
Ex. 2 - I gave her a salty cabbage and she puked on my nads.
by chumplet December 9, 2008
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Abundo was not noticed by senpai, which has caused him to feel salty.
Abundo was not noticed by senpai, which has caused him to feel salty.
by SmartGuy1 March 1, 2015
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A stupid word made up by kids who play video games all day that they say means "mad" or "angry". Salty is a taste, not an emotion. Someone can't be a taste.
Why are you salty?
by Laddy16 July 19, 2016
Get the salty mug.1.) Hey Bridget, you have some hot and salty on your chin, you may want to wipe that off.
2.) Aww man, clean that hot and salty off of your sheets, as I don't want to sit in that!
2.) Aww man, clean that hot and salty off of your sheets, as I don't want to sit in that!
by Justin Koehler March 27, 2005
Get the hot and salty mug.The term Saltydog refers to a man who lives in the Canadian maritime provinces and is often employed as a fisherman or some related sea faring position. The term arose quite some time ago among people in the region whom were of Irish or Scottish heritage. In addition, the term dog has been used colloquially in reference to close friends of either sex, in fact, long before it gained popularity, and indeed notoriety among teens and ghetto youth.
"Hey, there's my saltydog! What you say that we head over to the cold beer and wine and pick up a 24, eh."
by Jenny Jet March 21, 2008
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When you take a compliment given to you by a girl and agree with it but take it as an understatment so you blow out of way out of proportion.
If you get the reaction you want it is smooth, however if you get the opposite reaction it is salty
When you take a compliment given to you by a girl and agree with it but take it as an understatment so you blow out of way out of proportion.
If you get the reaction you want it is smooth, however if you get the opposite reaction it is salty
Girl walks up to a guy and says: "Hey nice shoes"
Guy says: "Ya there real expensive"
Girl says "Ok" and walks away quickly
Friend says to guy: That was so salty
I look over my friend's shoulder to see him sending a text that says "I'm in chem class right now" The reply is "Shouldn't you been paying attention right now?" His reply, "No, I don't need to pay attention cuz I'm really smart." She replys with the dismiss of "cool." I said, "wow dude, that was salty.
Guy says: "Ya there real expensive"
Girl says "Ok" and walks away quickly
Friend says to guy: That was so salty
I look over my friend's shoulder to see him sending a text that says "I'm in chem class right now" The reply is "Shouldn't you been paying attention right now?" His reply, "No, I don't need to pay attention cuz I'm really smart." She replys with the dismiss of "cool." I said, "wow dude, that was salty.
by Dong-Say-Ustin October 7, 2009
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