Fanny Saddler

A close friend who aids you in the pursuit of pulling a female on a night out.

Similar to a wingman, although Fanny Saddler is a gender neutral term.

A Fanny Saddle can aid in the pursuit of both straight and lesbian sexual relations, but only when attempting to pursue a female.

"Hey Col mate, could you be my Fanny Saddler tonight?"

"Course I can Babs, I'll saddle it, you ride it"

by Mr A. M. Stonewalls September 13, 2021

Squeaky Saddle

When a woman rides a dick and she farts on the mans ballsack.

"Last night my girl gave me a Squeaky Saddle!"

by TheyBoysIdeas February 16, 2022

cream saddle sandwich

two pringles sandwiched together with the greatest feat of american engineering, squeeze cheese in between.

i am going to make a cream saddle sandwich!

by 🍝 February 12, 2023

Side saddle with shots fired

Reverse cowgirl position but with legs not over but under him on the side. Each receiving a finger surprise, like finger gun or pulling the trigger.

She was riding me half on then went into a side saddle then she pointed her finger gun me and holstered or fired it in my doo hole! Side saddle with shots fired.

by Peepingtom001 May 11, 2023

English saddle

When you pour hot tea on a woman before performing doggy style. Most commonly you pour on the ass cheeks.

Start the kettle luv, I’m horny, can we do a english saddle ye? My lil equestrian hoe

by Im-on-your-dom-wit-the-chrome June 15, 2023

Poomplex saddlemon

Welsh slang for a person with deformities which originate from incestual relationships

Have you seen Webster? Bit of a poomplex saddlemon if you ask me

by SadzRidah June 20, 2023

Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023