soon

A word Lil Bibby uses to keep Juice WRLD fans permanently trapped in a never-ending side quest called Waiting For The Album. Commonly deployed when he needs to buy himself 3-5 more geological eras before dropping anything.

When Bibby says "soon," time loses meaning, calendars become decoration, and fans enter a state known as Temporal Delusion, where they still believe music might drop this year.

Synonyms:
not today, not tomorrow, not ever probably, the next millennium, the next ice age, in another lifetime

Examples:
“Bibby said it’s dropping soon.”
Translation: Prepare your grandchildren for the release party.

“Bro, Bibby said the album dropping soon.”
Translation: See you in 2037.

by P3rk_St3v0 November 30, 2025

soon

never, or in a long long time

We will have a D&D session soon.

by safisol November 30, 2025

Newnet soon

A fuckin long time!

New servers will be Newnet soon...

by teh poot0r August 4, 2003

Poon Scoon

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon

1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.

by B4C4S4e4 March 14, 2009

bitch soon

Term used by angry customers for whom English is not their first language at poor service

all *insert company name* staff are one bitch soon. Normally followed by "can i shoot my cums to you mom eyes ?"

by I_love_angry_people October 8, 2013

Prolonged-Soon

Another word for "eventually"

"Gonna go to the kitchen prolonged-soon to get a sandwich but I'm currently lazy"

by Mr.Mac34 April 29, 2015

Comming soon

A term which is often used by staff in the hope everyone forgets about it.

Hypixel's guild update is comming soon, just wait another 10 years, thanks.

P.S: This messages were all copy pasted.

by Krakaka January 25, 2017