richard simpkin

verb. to eat a chicken bone and a granola bar at the same time, whilst shouting 'yum yum' 'chew chew chewy' and 'tell all your friends'

YUM YUM granola bar CHEW CHEW CHEWY YUM YUM chicken bone TELL ALL UR FRENDS!

by Tom Staniforth April 15, 2004

Evan Richards

Stupid

Evan Richards is stupid

by Hello I'm yeet April 22, 2019

The Richard Nixon

When you put the standard two fingers into a girl's vagina (or the ass for gay men) and make the peace sign for a scandalous surprise.

I got the Richard Nixon last night. It was both controversial and wonderful!

by Guantanamo Stars May 21, 2011

Keith Richards

The man whom Mick Jagger wants as a sexdoll.In other,Mick's crush.

Read Keith Richards,Marianne Faithfull's Biographies....

by Aww October 30, 2006

richard nixon

my hero!!! I love him, isn't he cute?:-)

richards hot.... don't u think so ?!?!?!?!?

by jimmy smith March 13, 2005

Rubme Richard

When you turn into a boffin, and proper geeky and annoyin.

Homie 1: I cant do this shit man, rubme richard now.
Homie 2: Fuck off you belend, u wna b a fuckin geek jus to be clever.

by Chrisdamainman September 06, 2005

Richard Edson

American actor and musican commonly remembered as the parking garage attendant in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". He was also the very first drummer for the band Sonic Youth.

"You guys have nothing to worry about. I'm a profesional" -Richard Edson's character in Ferris Bueller.

by 1-2 crush on you November 30, 2007