cock slopping

where one does not know how to handle the emensity of his/her cock

Stop cock slopping over there and learn how to control that thing

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

Google Shopping

A division of Google that lets you search all online shops. It can be very useful in some cases...but usually you get really repetitive results.

Dude 1: Ugh, I can't find any tourettes guy DVDs on Ebay or Amazon.com!
Dude 2: Oh...well then try a Google Shopping search.
Dude 1: It says, "You search did not match any documents"!
Dude 2: Well, sucks for you. Go find it in a store.

by Mechanic1d January 25, 2012

granny shopping

(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.

When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 6, 2014

Wish shopping

Place where you can shop items in very cheap prizes, until 'the one minute -90%'-offer goes out. It's shopping in web so you get what you didn't want.

"I bought this shirt and bag in Wish Shopping app!"
"I wish you didn't, those are too small."

by Rinkelitar July 13, 2017

Skinny stomping

To stop on a fire with a boot while naked.

Originating from Ren and Stimpy.

I just LOOVE skinny stomping whenever we go camping.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Courtney stomping

When a tall person steps on a short person recreationally

Friend 1: yo why did you just step on that short person?

Friend 2: I was Courtney stomping

Friend 1: hey guys what do you want to do I’m bored

Friend 2: let’s go Courtney stomping

by Tall Nv November 2, 2019

Thrift Shopping

Going to Bars on busy nights such as Valentine’s Day to “shop” for someone else’s unwanted “Second Hand crap”.

Jacob was feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day, so he went downtown around midnight to do some “Thrift Shopping”.

by KRiver February 14, 2020