I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

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Cody Speak

Incomprehensible tumblr gibberish spoken by an insane former patient at a psychiatric hospital.

"splurge on skrelp and get a skrinkle or sumn"

"that was some insane cody speak"

by 105u28 September 30, 2021

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National Only Speak Polish

To enlighten to polish in you, we encourage you only speak polish November 4. To respect the great culture that polish has and honor your ancestors.

"Dzień dobry panie Lain" (good morning mr lain)
"what are you even saying?"
"To narodowe tylko po polsku!" (its national only speak polish day!)
"ooooh wow soooo cool"

by riddlingriddler November 1, 2021

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speaking dick

The action of making your dick speaking with your hands from the tip. The person who made a dick"speaking'' is called a dickloquist.

Maelle : Wtf are you doing ???
Mitch : I'm speaking to you with my heart.

speaking dick : wee-wee-boo-boo.
Maelle : You're such a dick...

by Synceed November 1, 2017

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tree speak

all manners of gibberish spoken by too far gone drug addicts (mostly psychedelic users)

tree: there are some Asian countries that offer tripsitting cuz of some religious stuff so you can safely consume virtually infinite amounts of drug combos you know like DMT+MDMA+LSD for extra good trip to unlock your spiritual power you can virtually become God after that

random onlooker: tree speak

by dropthedrugs March 19, 2024

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