This kid is not my son

IT BASICALLY MEANS THAT SOME RANDOM SPIDER BABY CAME TO YOUR DOOR AND SAID HE IS YOUR SON WHEN HE IS A RANDOM KID

"THIS KID IS NOT MY SON" "yes it is" ":( shut up, its not"

by ThatgirlBianca October 10, 2022

hermit the perverts son

hermirt the perverts son is hermit the perverts son

hermit the perverts son has a big shlong

by im gunna kms January 9, 2023

ryan the husky son

a small man with a very senisitive soul and a very cracky voice and a redarded mind.

you will be suprised when you find out that ryan the husky son tapes crocs to redarded cats.

by theguywithaminishovel December 13, 2017

Son of a bing bang

The off spring of a horrible individual

V., When something bad happens that you can't help.

I hit my finger with the hammer, son of a bing bang.
He mad me so mad, son of a bing bang

by Jilljulmom March 1, 2019

son of my bitch

A son of someone whom has had your male child.

When you don't want to insult anyone directly after some unfortunate circumstance arises. I.e., an egg falls out of your hand accidentally that's when you would say " son of my bitch!"

by AlvaroTheGreat January 1, 2018

simple son of a bitch

A person of limited intelligence whose actions frequently cause inconvenience and/or frustration and/or anger in anybody that has the misfortune of having to deal with them.

Hey! You simple son of a bitch! You wrecked my car, burned down my house and tore a hole in the space time continuum! YOU SIMPLE SON OF A BITCH!

by ol' bilnick November 29, 2019

sit it out son

The moment your father realizes you suck at sports, and probably will tell you later go get some pussy, be a man.

Matthew!

WHaaaaaaaaaaaaTTTTTEEE?????

sit it out son

*sitsdown*

-_-

*2hourslaterathome*

Go get some pussy, your dicks gonna grow, I'll test you on the field in 3 days.

by Stronghandles June 1, 2017