snifter

Normally an elegant glass for drinking Brandy but also a verb for the 'taint lover' in all of us.

Bob, you know that hot chick Heather? I fucked her all night and she forgot her panties when she left. I wore them on my head at home all day and 'snifter'

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends

One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.

The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.

by antibender December 27, 2010

sniffler

A quick alcoholic drink

"Here, do ya fancy a couple of cheeky snifflers after work?"

by Strops October 16, 2006

sliffer

A short stinky person that waddles.

That sliffer always fucks up my shit.

by Greg Nelson March 7, 2008

stiffer

1) An erected penis
2) Corpse which is cold and become stiff
3) Nickname for someone called Christopher

1) Every morning I've got a massive stiffer
2) Got to perform an autopsie on a stiffer
3) Hey Stiffer what you up to tonight

by Brunel September 17, 2005

Belly Button Nose Sniffler

A brand new revolution in the "sex toy industry." Invented by Jamie and Forrest, this invention is one of a kind. It is shaped as a nose and has various sniffle modes. such as: Allergies, Runny nose, Old man cold, ext. These sniffles send there own distinct vibration trough the belly button area causing optimum pleasure.

BROSKI! did you check out that dank new Belly Button Nose Sniffler commercial? I need one of those ASAP braaaa.

by Squirt May Malone June 15, 2011

Siffer

The act of suffering and simmer at the same time.

The villian siffered after a blast from Superman's laser vision.
Evil people will siffer in hell.
That chicken siffered before you ate it.

by Badger Garner November 30, 2005